Freedom Fries and Apple Pies
  • hailthemounties
hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?
…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

…Trying.
You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.
And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to…

To sleep on the couch with me or to eat pancakes off me?

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

Trying.

You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.

And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

That’s a little extreme, I think. You could just ask me to…

To sleep on the couch with me or to eat pancakes off me?

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?
…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

…Trying.
You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.
And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

hailthemounties:

aherotocallyourown:

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

Trying.

You’re getting the couch. 

Okay, so you were being sexy, but whatever, that’s not my point.

And how many pancakes would it take to convince you to join me on the couch? I’ll even let you eat them off me!

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?
…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?

This wouldn’t get me killed, right?

…I’m not getting laid tonight, am I?